Top Cat Quotes

If you love cats take a journey into the land of cats. As seen by Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, Edgar Allan Poe, and the many cat lovers, which include celebrity's, writers and just plain "folks".

They were enamored by the cat and graciously put it in writing for every cat lover to enjoy. You will smile & awwww at their witty comments (and true), along with comical pictures depicting just how adorable cats are.

“A cat can climb down from a tree without the assistance of the fire department or any other agency. The proof is that no one has ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree.” ~ Unknown
Robert A. Heinlein
Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner. ~ Gary Smith
“You can’t own a cat. The best you can do is be partners.” Henry Swanson 
“The real measure of a day’s heat is the length of a sleeping cat.” Charles J. Brady

“There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.” Anonymous
Dogs when they're called they come to you cats take a message and get back to you. Mary Bly

“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.” Groucho Marx

Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. Stephen Baker

“People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.” ~ Faith Resnick
A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased which is more than can be said for human beings. William Ralph Inge

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." Jeff Valdez
A cat isn't fussy - just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate. From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor. Arthur Bridges
I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat. 
Edgar Allan Poe

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.  Mahatma Gandhi 1869-1948

A kitten is the most irresistible comedian in the world. Its wide-open eyes gleam with wonder and mirth. It darts madly at nothing at all, and then, as though suddenly checked in the pursuit, prances sideways on its hind legs with ridiculous agility and zeal. Agnes Repplier

If Only Cats Could Grow Into Kittens - Unknown
After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference. Charlotte Gray
By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog. Barbara Holland

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not...........Mine had me trained in two days. Bill Dana

Cat lovers can readily be identified. Their clothes always look old and well used. Their sheets look like bath towels and their bath towels look like a collection of knitting mistakes. Eric Gurne
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction - and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. Stephen Baker

"There Are Two Means of Refuge from the Miseries of Life: Music and Cats." Albert Schweitzer
Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off. Michael Nelson

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